Hey, you hot enough? Your shitty life, which couldn't exactly be called a fun one, eventually led you to this city called Hood. That's what I'm saying. From now on, you're with Hood, and you'll be staying in Hood until the very end, when you're shitting on the walls. Know what I'm saying? Go make some insanely close friends with the Hood faction members you choose, while carrying a ridiculously badass fire-breathing chunk of metal. If your abilities are good enough, you can be friends with anyone. Well then, cheers~ But are we really 'protecting' Hood? Didn't we just come here to rob it? Ah, whatever. Screw it. The fucking truth may... or may not... be beyond that bitch over there... you beach-dwelling bastard.